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Stryxnine Amity Pulsatrix
(30/🇨🇦/Saskatchewan)
NACRS Organizer
esports broadcast producer
plural, autistic, adhd
disability & queer activist
hobbyist archival researcher
bylines in Traxion.gg
loves @kadybat and @traumagotchi and @kaceydotme

57RYX9 DESIGN - Visual FX and Graphic Design North American Cohost Racing Series organizer & founder
Big Muddy Archive News


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hootwheelz@escargot.chat

NAGTC gets off to an unimaginably scuffed start! The pit lane proved to be troublesome for every competitor as everyone's pit crew was busy relieving themselves of the bad concession burgers they ate. This left drivers to stay out until the fuel tank ran dry, but Pulsatrix's crew was thankfully the first in the port-a-potty and thus the first and only crew members to get back to their stations and refuel the car. All the other crews weren't so lucky, as every car on the track eventually ran out of fuel and had to be disqualified. I wonder why FIA doesn't officiate our races anymore...

RESULTS:
1st - Pulsatrix
DNF - Literally everyone else.

NEXT WEEK:
We're headed to Plymouth, Wisconsin for Week Two of the NAGTC at Road America! This track features tough elevation changes in the middle of braking zones and apexes, a really long hairpin that feels more like a roundabout, and Canada Corner - a turn on the track named after all the Molson Canadian beer cans a track worker found in the grass behind the fence. This is a fan favorite car/track combo, so be sure to tune in and watch the chaos unfold! Will the pit crews bring their own lunches, or will the port-a-potties have queues a mile long again? FIND OUT NEXT TUESDAY AT 7PM EASTERN, ONLY ON TWITCH!


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