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HOOT_OS - V.30

Stryxnine Amity Pulsatrix
(30/🇨🇦/Saskatchewan)
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DiscoDeerDiary
@DiscoDeerDiary

Pick a card, any card

A deck of cards is fanned out in front of you
card
the nine of spades
card
the six of hearts
card
the seven of clubs
card
the two of clubs
card
the King of clubs
card
the eight of clubs
card
the six of clubs
card
The Joker, but someone has written over it so it says "jaker"
card
the eight of hearts
card
the four of spades
card
The Joker
card
the Jack of spades
card
the King of spades
card
a Pokemon card: Hisuian Goodra
card
the seven of spades
card
the three of spades
card
the six of diamonds
card
an index card with the word "onanism" roughly scrawled on it
card
the King of diamonds
card
the two of hearts
card
the two of spades
card
the five of hearts
card
the six of spades
card
the nine of diamonds
card
the five of diamonds
card
the nine of hearts
card
a Magic card that turns out to actually be two cards glued face to face
Separate them? (Y/N)
Yes
You only succeed in peeling the face off one of them
No
Probably a wise choice
card
the ten of hearts
card
the Jack of diamonds
card
the seven of diamonds
card
the Ace of clubs
card
the Queen of spades
card
an Uno Reverse card
card
the three of clubs
card
the Ace of spades
card
the Jack of clubs
card
a Tarot card: the nine of swords
card
the two of diamonds
card
the five of clubs
card
the four of diamonds
card
the Ace of hearts
card
the three of hearts
card
a Get Out of Jail Free card. Someone has crossed out "jail" and written "Somerville".
card
the Ace of diamonds
card
the Queen of diamonds
card
the Queen of clubs
card
the Queen of hearts
card
the seven of hearts
card
the ten of clubs
card
the four of hearts
card
the three of diamonds
card
the nine of clubs
card
a flash card: C for Cat. There is a shadow under the cat's paw that looks like a gun at first glance.
card
the ten of spades
card
the King of hearts
card
the Jack of hearts
card
the four of clubs
card
the eight of spades
card
the five of spades
card
the ten of diamonds
card
the eight of diamonds
card
a business card advertising a business card printing service
Did you pick a card?
Good. Don't show it to me! Memorize it.
Got it?
Good. Let's put it back in the pack.
Shuffle it as many times as you want
Cut the deck
Set it down on the table
Knock three times
I reach into my pocket and pull out your credit card
Is this your card?

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in reply to @DiscoDeerDiary's post:

hisuian goodra's dex entry: "Able to freely control the hardness of its metallic shell. It loathes solitude and is extremely clingy—it will fume and run riot if those dearest to it ever leave its side."
i'm being read to filth. how did you know about my hard metallic shell