petition to ban jumpscare toasters. make them silent. also why have toasters not been improved to stop toasting my toast too much, i cannot eat crunchy toast. in fact just ban toasters

Stryxnine Amity Pulsatrix
(30/🇨🇦/Saskatchewan)
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petition to ban jumpscare toasters. make them silent. also why have toasters not been improved to stop toasting my toast too much, i cannot eat crunchy toast. in fact just ban toasters
literally no matter what i do the toaster always jumpscares me. i would like this to stop.