gonzo is the ideal muppet because he's just a weird guy

Animal, because drums, also a really sick name

Yoda

Fozzie Bear because like him, my sense of humor is outdated and bad

Swedish Chef. God gave him the gift of people hands and he makes it everyone's problem every time he sets foot in the kitchen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kDcwiARphI

favorite muppet: Cantus
reason: i believe the reason is self-evident from this video! as far as i know, this was also jim's favorite character (not his favorite muppet, that was Kermit because he was apparently very light and easy to use)

fozzie because he's not afraid to be awful at telling jokes

Boober Fraggle!

Janice, cause I constantly mistook her for a dude, and made me feel normal about Genderweirdness

Gonzo! He's a straight-man who just occasionally says or does something completely bizarre. Perfect muppet character dynamic.

animal bc who doesn’t feel that kind of feral impusle from time to time

Camilla, the third most relevant female muppet.

Gonzo. I identify with an unidentifiable creature that has bizarre niche interests like chickens and stunts.

Hard question. Miss Piggy, who's the Philly Phanatic's sister, is pretty cool. The Muppephone is a big funny ornate object. Sweetums is great as this big, imposing physical presence but in the end I think I gotta go with Barkley, because he is a Good Boy.

If we’re allowing for the greater muppetverse, gotta go with my boy Big Bird

Oooh, hard choice. While I am very fond of Kermit (especially some of his speeches when he's not on the big screen), I also quite like Beaker. He's just a little guy, with (completely justified) anxiety. And even when he's not being set on fire, he has some very hilarious moments, like "translating" lyrics of songs into his own strange little language.

The thing thar plays the drums (forgot thw name sorry :c)

it's Rolf! because he's just so Mellow

The Martians. I feel deep kinship with them and their efforts to figure out how stuff works without any help or relevant experience.

Mee mee mee Beaker Mee Mee Mee

ANIMAL

ANIMAL

ANIMAL

To watch on screen? Gonzo. To be anywhere near and not feel like I'm at risk of dying? Robin.

It's a tie between Rizzo and Gonzo (who in my headcanon are boyfriends)

Gonzo. He's blue (my favorite color) and does what his weird little heart wants.

part of me really wants to answer Wontkins, but realistically its probably just Kermit

gonzo because i too am a weird little dude

Beaker is extremely relatable

this is a really tough question. rowlf is great - he exudes the vibe of someone who gets full satisfaction from the small pleasures of life. i think we can all learn something from him. however, i also like rizzo on the basis that he sucks. i’ll have to get back to you on this

gonzo. i just feel like it should be a rite of passage to have the experience i had watching muppets from space when i was younger. gonzo's really stuck with me since then

statler and waldorf because, just like me with all media, they keep watching the show because it sucks

i like grover... is that allowed. am i allowed to like grover? my backup answer is cookie monster

gonzo. hes a weird guy and thats what i am.

Kermit singing Rainbow Connection lives in my head permanently

My mixed company answer is Gonzo, but my true and private answer is Muppet Babies Gonzo.

definitely Big Bird. He is my friend and I love him.

the judges! they have wit and they're quick with it. fantastic chemistry between them as well

slimey the worm has been to space + seen a world without borders

I have always identified with Fozzie, and maybe enjoyed Statler and Waldorf the most, which whole dynamic would perhaps be fruitful to take apart with a therapist. But my fave is Mokey, the Fraggle.

Grover had a pretty kickass book

kermit because he's the only one i can name

No horse in the muppet race, just came here to say I want a "Whatever" bathroom door.