*i walk up to you and open my mouth like i'm talking but the only sounds that come out are detuned experimental guitar riffs*
i respond in kind with a rapidly-altering white noise channel upon allowing noise to escape my sound hole
I take a breath and let it out in a long, slow sigh, brush my hair back, and make a sweeping gesture with my hands as a drop-tuned stoner metal chord drips out of my mouth
i run up to everybody looking like i've finished competing in a marathon, hunch over to catch my breath while holding a finger in the air to ask for a pause. i straighten myself up after a moment, open my mouth and Zach Hill-esque blast beats come roaring from my lips.
everyone recoils as they're showered with an obscene amount of spit.
