taking a trip to da Big City this weekend and i’m pretty jazzed about it. i hear they’ve invented candles that run on “electric,” and a sort of wagon that can come and go as it pleases - without being pulled by a horse!
the one part i’m not excited about is the flight. i don’t know if my arms can take it! just kidding, of course. i’m flying there on an airplane. that’s right i’m a small-town hayseed that knows about planes but not cars or light bulbs. it’s plausible
