there is a gang of murderers who silently read all the posts on here and pick one person a day to kidnap and take back to their base and put inside their catfood machine. the murderers are a group of 7 brothers who inherited a catfood factory but were never able to make it economically successful. they need human bodies to grind into "premium blend" cat puree that they sell in big unlabelled cans from their pockets in the streets and alleys of the town where they live. it's a known problem and there are news reports about it but nobody talks about this, i guess because it's not considered cool to care about things anymore.
the movie Seven Brides For Seven Brothers was based on real events. the original title was Seven Brides For Seven Brothers To Put Into The Catfood Machine but due to a lawsuit from the brothers they had to change the title and also substantially rearrange the plot. you can still see traces of the "real movie" if you pay attention. it's heartbreaking but that's just how it is these days.
