hey, me and my partner saw you from across the bar and we think you have a just rancid, dogshitass vibe. and now we’re going to kill you

I always see people debating over terms for different RPG games, but I've devised a foolproof way to make sense of it. Once and for all, here's the new official RPG terminology:
hanging out with my best friend, a mouse with a hat who lives in a smaller replica of my house hidden underneath my floorboards. we’re talking about all the misadventures he’s gotten up to - building little contraptions out of household items, using his wits and diminutive size to avoid the neighborhood cats, etc. how i wish we could trade places, if only for a day… then again, it’s a tough world out there for a mouse with a hat…