JuniperTheory
@JuniperTheory

if iron chef is the big fancy competition where all the aesthetics pretend it's the greatest, most incredibly sporting event ever, we need the version that pretends this is a fight club where the user dies. all the same production values, all the same over the top kayfabe, but instead of being about Cooking Royalty it's about the illegal fucked up cooking underground


JuniperTheory
@JuniperTheory

basically if iron chef is the WWE we need the cooking show equivalent to lucha underground


JuniperTheory
@JuniperTheory

and before you say "what about this show on food netw-" no. none of those shows are good enough. none of them take themselves SERIOUSLY enough. none of them treat the competitors with enough respect. every single week you should tune in to watch a new guy maybe fucking die and within 10 minutes of tuning in you should care about that man so goddamn hard.


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