gift cards suck. what if i spent twenty dollars to give you twenty dollars with objectively less utility than the twenty dollars i just spent

gift cards suck. what if i spent twenty dollars to give you twenty dollars with objectively less utility than the twenty dollars i just spent
But think of all the money laundering you can do with that gift card! At most twenty dollars worth!!
how do I convince people to accept my own personal funny money that is convertible 1:1 from, but not to, real US currency
I think the nice thing about them is that it does force them to actually buy themselves a treat. Like if I give you $20 that just gets funneled into your budget and is forgotten about. But a $20 gift card to a nail polish shop is like I’m getting you nail polish I’m just letting you pick out the color because I know you’re particular
The real upsetting shit is that gift cards expire — most companies bank on that. It’s free money for them