any object works. don't worry about how it will work biologically, pretend it's magic. you'll just from now on be able to eat remote controls or bite forks in half or drink dish soap or slurp up hdmi cables like spaghetti. this is purely about aesthetics. what's the thing you feel you'd vibe with eating the most? how does it taste?
there is ONE answer to this and it's paper. i wanna eat documents instead of throwing em away
Caulk. There's something about the rubbery look when it dries that looks incredibly appealing.
i want to be able to eat molten rock or lava, it should taste like mashed potatoeds
Paper, like printer paper. It looks fun to crunch up. Goats are onto something with this one.
disposable plastic containers - so many shapes and textures and flavor combinations
maybe toilet paper
Rocks, because then I could just pick up a random rock and just start eating it when I'm out walking with my friends.
... and yes, they'd taste like rocky road ice cream
pencils. the crunchy outside shell and the smooth graphite texture on the inside? FUCK
Nothing is stopping you from eating your own homework except yourself, you gotta believe in it
paper is edible but it's not nutritious. body can't break down cellulose like that
