OIL IS LIFE - LIFE IS MONEY - MONEY IS DEATH

• FIGHT snakes
• COLLECT their oil
• SELL their oil
• BUY more snakes
• FIGHT those snakes
• LEARN their secrets
• UNLOCK new packs
• COMPETE on the leaderboards
• GET RICH AND DIE TRYING

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