One of my favorite uncommon gag types is "someone's insistent they're not in a pyramid scheme until someone draws a triangle in front of them, at which point their entire reality collapses"
what could go wrong
turning off sharing after the fact isn't enough, I seriously think if somebody rechosts you and adds something you don't like you should be able to delete their post
there's a new serial killer out there whose psychosexual pathology is just surprising people and shooting them with a gun. The media has started calling him The Gun Killer
CSI GUY: Victim's male, mid-40's. But get this: he was-
BRILLIANT BUT TORMENTED FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: -Shot in the head or body.
CSI GUY: (shocked) How did you know?
BRILLIANT BUT TORMENTED FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: he's back.
after they catch him they keep him in a special prison cell with plastic bubbles over his hands so he can't shoot and kill anyone with a gun
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