✨ So! Our system has been doing some reworks, mostly concerning scheduling and overall presence, and we felt it was a good time to give ourselves a proper introduction as a system. Including, uh, the fact that we are one.
🎙️ Yeah, kind of an oversight, honestly. But hey, gives us a chance to practice our shtick together, right?
🥊I mean, we probably coulda did this a while ago, it ain't like we didn't have the opportunity.
🔔 In your defense, darling, we've been rather inert for a while. It IS important we properly prime people's expectations, though. Ah, but where are our manners? Let's get to the introduction part of the introduction.
✨ We're Sylvia, Rime, Alex, and Stella! Though as a whole, we all just go by 'Bea,' because people gotta call us-in-general SOMETHING. We're a median plural system; while we have a couple alters and smaller personalities that dip in and out with incredible infrequency, we're the Big Four who are always present. In actual physical reality, we live in the Greater Seattle area with our spouse, @Daikanu.
🔔 Our mutual pronouns are she/her, though they/them is acceptable enough, and we largely make our living with aforementioned spouse in the exciting field of bespoke furry smut.
🎙️ We try to keep it pretty relaxed in terms of the vibes. We're not hugely picky about which of us you address, and all we really ask is you keep an open mind about us. Mind you all this junk is just the broad strokes. Probably should get into the introductions, yeah?
🥊Good, I'm itchin' to get this started.
✨ Hi! Call me Sylvia! Or call me Sylvie. But never call me collect! I'm some kind of weird talking rabbit! I'm pretty gregarious, sometimes precarious, and moderately nefarious. I'm friendly, rambunctious, and I LOVE to talk to people! If a post has sparkles✨ in the title bar or in front of a statement, that's definitely me. I usually speak with a sort of squeaky, breathy voice that mostly sounds Generically American, but I also do a lot of imitations and I'll sometimes swing wildly through the whole range of accents for a laugh.
🔔 I'm Rime; that's 'rime' like frost, not 'rhyme' like the thing that goes with reason, though they're pronounced the same. While less active on social media, I'm not inactive, and I do pop up from time to time. I'm the elfin looking old lady in the above panoply, and generally I tend to be a bit drier of mannerisms and more focused in my interests. I like to do all the small, fiddly tasks; I do have my own peculiarities that you might unravel if I happen to trust you. If you see a bell🔔 in the title or prefacing something, it is a certainty that I am talking. I tend to speak with a deeper, huskier voice, with a somewhat-butchered twist on a British RP accent.
🎙️Hey there. Like, I'm Alexandria, but Alex for short is all good too. I'm pretty mouthy, but it's just part of what I'm choosing to believe is like, my unmistakable charm, yeah? Anyhow, I'm the raccoon in the lineup. I'm pretty chill and happy-go-lucky although I can get really loud and exuberant when I'm excited, and I'm very much an evangelist for owning your personal truth and I love to encourage people. I'm always happy to talk about stuff, especially cartoons and music. If you see a microphone🎙️, you know that's me talking. I'm the one with the valley girl uptalk and junk, so like, yeah.
🥊Stella's the name. I used to be part of Alex, back when we were a totally different person, and I'm sorta the stuff that was 'leftovers' when she reformed. I'm some kinda weird pokemon, which, wasn't expectin' I'd come back as a little purple punchdog, but what can you do? I'm where we keep a lot of our patience and instinct towards self-care, but I'm also where we store a lotta stuff like our love for boxing and other combat sports. I usedta have anger problems, but I'm mostly over it. Now I just try to be supportive and friendly wherever I can. If you see a boxing glove🥊, that's me; I usually speak with a butch Brooklyn accent.
✨ Want more details?
🔔 Simply continue reading.
🎙️ It's gonna get weird. Don't say we didn't warn you.
🥊 They're on Cohost. They knew that.
🎙️oh shit!!! Updated this for my details, 'cause we really didn't feel like remaking this whole post again.
