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Webster
@Webster

the inverse relationship between the quality of a restaurant's logo and how good i expect their food to be.


pervocracy
@pervocracy

menu has no photos of food: neutral

menu has glossy, professionally-taken photos of food: the portions will probably be real big but it's going to taste like Standardized Food Product #15134.b

menu has grainy, underlit, uncomfortably wet-looking photos of food: you've struck gold



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