✨🔔The Beahive🎙️🥊

🎙️ what you need to understand about us is we will get excited literally every time we see a dog. like any dog at all. it could be an immaculately-groomed mastiff or a tiny ratty-looking chihuahua or the most generic-looking brown bland mutt you've ever encountered or anything inbetween or even outside these parameters. like, we just fucking love to see a dog. anywhere! on the street, in a store, actively attempting to lunge at us. like literally our earliest memory, the first thing we can remember, is being bitten on the fucking face by a doberman at age one and a half and we still have noticeable scars from it and we are STILL this hype for dogs. we understand there are a lot of neurodivergent people who really find dogs unsettling and uncomfortable and that is reasonable and valid but we are whatever kind of neurodivergent that makes us go "AAAA DOGGY =D" any time one crosses our vision for the briefest span of time at all