I created a page on Neocities; how hard can it be to remember my HTML? I'm sure it hasn't changed much since Web 1.0. And it's not like I don't know any Javascript, either; I used that with RPGMaker MV, though I guess it's been a good few years since I played around with that.
... okay maybe I'd better use one of those free templates.
... okay maybe I'd better have some help using the template.