my older sister's boyfriend, the intergalactic war criminal known as TERROR SQUID, is teaching me some soccer moves before tryouts on Saturday. I love him and hope they never break up

my older sister's boyfriend, the intergalactic war criminal known as TERROR SQUID, is teaching me some soccer moves before tryouts on Saturday. I love him and hope they never break up
oh yeah TERROR SQUID is a standup dude regardless of what the survivors of the Thirteenth Blood Crusade whine about