imagined a subculture of people posting ever more combative and esoteric ketchup reviews as they vie for the attention of an account named like "ketchup reviews that go hard" or similar and thought, well, i would read it though

imagined a subculture of people posting ever more combative and esoteric ketchup reviews as they vie for the attention of an account named like "ketchup reviews that go hard" or similar and thought, well, i would read it though
need to block out 7 hours on a weekend to watch all of "A Measured Reply to Heinzmeister776's "El Tomate's Ketchup Tier List Has Torn This Community Apart"" before i really feel qualified to participate in this discourse
i've had my issues with him before but i really appreciated the vid he did on the new wave of catholic vaguecore ketchup trendfluencers posting ai art of studio ghibli meals with sauce all over them captioned "remember when..?" and their secret connections to the infamously toxic catsupnotketchup.com forums responsible for the raid parties on the 2000s Heinz Kids mmo