just looked at my email, and was absolutely knocked sideways by an email subject line that read simply:
Introducing Commerce, a new way to earn
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I now wish to learn about the worst way to buy products I love.
"millennials and their pantry micro-economies are killing grocery stores!!!"
Lmao "Store" that made me actually lol. If we have to have ads (no we don't, fuck off capitalism), then can we please make all ads like this, about completely mundane things.
Street Pole. The most questionably effective way to get the word out about your hyperlocal event.
NEW street sign. Also the most questionably effective way to get the word out about your new turn restrictions. https://cohost.org/simX/post/2537070-spotted-a-new-not
all video ads to be replaced with sesame street-style skits explaining basic societal concepts. society improved immensenelly.
I accept. Also acceptable are those wonderful old-timey explainers like that zip-code-song or the differential-motor-from-first-principles videos that I think most internetty people have probably seen already.
One place that I used to buy from would shop up as just "shop" in email, so I'd get things like "shop New items have arrived" and "shop Sale now on", and, honestly? some of the only marketing emails I'd click on.
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