iiotenki

The Tony Hawk of Tokimeki Memorial

A most of the time Japanese>English game translator and writer and all the time dating sim wonk.



dwoboyle
@dwoboyle

A genie gives you one wish to completely alter the world and modern society with one big catch it has to be something petty, personal, somewhat irrational, and chosen from something that has caused you incredible frustration despite usually being nothing more than a minor inconvenience. It's something you'd complain about.

Rules:

  • no big positive stuff like removing capitalism, hierarchy, health insurance, etc. that's too rational and outside the spirit of the exercise.
  • it will be applied across the entirety of humanity culture going forward.

My answer:

No More Urinals. Get rid of them. A completely useless and unnecessary invention.


xkeeper
@xkeeper

javascript no longer exists. the world is a better place.


Zero-One
@Zero-One

If it's something that requires connecting to some remote server, and you decide it's EOL, you have to immediately opensource it so people can easily set up their own servers and point the thing at that instead.

Smart devices, games, don't care. You open-source it.


iiotenki
@iiotenki

Sorry, kids. Nobody's graduating from elementary school until you've read my screeds on the differences between Japanese visual novels, dating sims, and adventure games and you can pass the requisite standardized test with a perfect score. Nobody can be expected to be a contributing member of society in the 21st century if they can't keep that much straight. :eggbug-uwu:


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in reply to @dwoboyle's post:

If they got rid of urinals, the toilets would be more covered in piss than they already are. Instead, I would suggest that people are punished if they piss on anything that isn't the inside of the toilet...

but also yes, remove urinals.