me, ten years ago: god speed to those brave game journos who spend $8 a week on the latest xbox game room/arcade archives release* so the rest of us can have our weekly history lesson on buta-san, i don't know how they do it and i don't want to know
me, 2022: makes a sickos.jpg face upon seeing another feature phone megami tensei game re-released for 1500 yen and immediately gets the ol' credit card out
*joke's on me, i'm absolutely gonna spend a million bucks or however much hamster decides to charge for tetris the grand master when they put that out next week despite owning a perfectly functional arcade board because yo, have you heard the tetris company finally caved and is gonna let us have the good shit on consoles finally