just want to remind you all that next king is a board game/rpg-hybrid that exists where the romancing mechanics central to its gameplay (you have to win the hearts of the majority of girls to succeed your father as, surprise, the next king) are so transparently, cynically transactional in an elaborate piss-take on dating sims, you often roll dozens of dice at a time to determine just how much each of the girls fall harder for you in response to even the most innocuous things you do to win their affection in competition with the other players/suitors and said romanceable girls consist of, among other things, an often meek dominatrix who talks to her whip named john, a kleptomaniac who will swipe things out of your inventory if you let her into your party, and a knight cursed with a hideous mask on her face since birth who will insist you're wasting your time when you so much as even look in her direction
it is an incredible, genuinely fun (and super funny!) game written by one of the best japanese game writers of the era (shouji masuda) and it is a crime it hasn't been fan translated by now, i still hope to rope in a translator friend or two and stream this for a couple of hours just so i can have an excuse to wallow in its majesty again
anyway, carry on

