JUSTICE WHOEVER delivered the opinion of the Court, to which Justices Who, Fucking, Cares, and Batman concur:
[a calm but still generally removed from reality summary of the case, its arguments, and why they do or don’t hold any water given the written law and what some jackasses in robes made up], and also Justice Dingbat wrote a dissenting opinion and here’s why she’s wrong.
JUSTICE DINGBAT’s dissenting opinion:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know that I graduated top of my class at Yale and I have over 300 confirmed rulings. I am fully trained in copyright and fare use law and I was the top sniper in the entire 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. You are nothing to me but just another lawyer. I will wipe your argument the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over intracourt memoranda? Think again, fucker.
