If I were to be wed to a woman who seemed to be the embodiment of all my desires with a mythical air about her and she demanded that i follow some arbitrary seeming rule for an arbitrary seeming time like "don't ever open this box for the next 5 years" or something with a dire look on her face I would simply Respect her wishes and Love her and Not Do The Thing
RIP to every fairytale dude but i'm different and i love women
"Don't ever untie this ribbon around my neck" yes, of course. that's not a problem at all. You look wonderful in it.
"Don't come into this room while i make us a beautiful coat" Yes of course. Just let me know if you need anything, I'll go play touhou for a few days.
