hi im bea
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bea from gay and tired and asleep. nonstop about trails, visual novels with butterfly motifs, gay women books and blorbos
(pfp is by miyurosesere on twitter)
mars has to defeat a scary old guy who can turn into a dragon. there is a sword in the temple that kills dragons. he goes there and gets the sword (whilst probably actually destroying one of his other swords to make room for it) and finds that he is not skilled enough to wield it. but fear not. fire emblem: shadow dragon and the blade of light is an intelligently designed video game. weapon level too low? well. it's a good thing there are like a hundred pirates spawning between mars and the dragon guy. by the time he gets to the castle mars has figured out how to use the dragon killing sword, he kills the dragon guy, the end. chapter 9.
the reason you move faster diagonally in old first person shooters is because u were always playing as a half-man half-crab
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