CONSUMABLE ITEM
Canned Coffee
Overcaffinated sugar bomb. It makes you tired, but faster!
Heals 25 HP, raises +30 speed for 3 turns.
KEY ITEM
Identification Card
A piece of plastic that describes you at length to an uncaring machine. You get these when you're 16, but they're vertical until you turn 21.
Gives you access to several locked areas.
ITEM
Worn Laptop
It appears to be something like 9, 10 years old. It's packed to the gills in comical stickers, and has been hastily equipped with a nigh-incomprehensible operating system to combat the menace of planned obsolescence. Can run DOOM.
Using this will pass 2 hours, but induce a random status effect.