This is a weird one. It kind of started as a stray observation ("Hey, there are a lot of corporate bumpers that seem to be doing this...") and kind of just spiraled into a 25 minute script where I infodump about various hyperfixations because I kind of couldn't find a coherent thread and at that point it had been two months since my last decently long video and I needed to produce something, so... Here's something, I guess? It certainly is, I'll give it that much.