A second lightning bolt?! In this economy?

Frantically pantomiming behind a one way mirror
A second lightning bolt?! In this economy?
So it just hit me for the first time that the mascot for Scarecrow Video is just a crow, and not like, an actual scarecrow.
Deeply envious of all the other people in Seattle who are somehow able to see the aurora. My neighborhood is light polluted as fuck apparently.