now, uh, why would "cats" be doing that? cats don't do that. certainly not this cat. nope. I'd never find myself floating off like a helium balloon. Not me. 'ts never happened. Never come close to happening. I'm normal. I'm safe. You're weird for asking that!!
IM TRYING OK,,,,,, i need a ladder or something at this point,,
Yeah, you would know, you tight, overpressurized balloon, too swollen taut to move yet only just beginning to strain the fabrics of your clothes~
WH-- BUH,,, H-HEY,,,,,,, just because I'm a bit hollow and air filled and puffy all over doesn't mean I'm an overfilled inflatable of myself, too taut to move in spite of not swelling that much anymore........
