there's a lot of porn tropes that are weird or stupid to me but one of them that's been bugging me lately is the idea of cum being good in coffee. oh we're out of creamer? yeah let me just mix some salt and a crushed-up zinc supplement and maybe just a drop of bleach into the coffee instead. it will be just as good for sure "it's just fantasy, for fun" the people who draw this interact more with porn than they do with coffee OR making someone ejaculate and that's not my problem. i exercise my right to be annoyed in an annoying way
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I think less about the flavour and more about the texture of putting some spunk into freshly-brewed coffee.
in some "cooking with cum" stuff I've read nut is closer to egg whites. so all I can think of is the hot coffee almost immediately cooking the jizz and then you get weird stringy shit in your drip. this thought has haunted me for YEARS
oh my god I'd never even thought of that. yeah when cum gets in hot water it denatures the proteins and becomes firm like dried glue almost instantly. that's really disturbing
There was someone I knew in a tumblr fandom roleplaying community in 2016 who decided a canonical thing their character did one time was make cookies using their jizz instead of milk because they misunderstood the directions and I have to imagine those cookies were dogshit.
the correct version of this fantasy is not cum but tgirl breast milk
i once read a bizzare erotica of this concept in a universe where there were legit coffee shops ran this way, with futa employees, who inserted vibrating devices for their shift to keep them hard and make their cum taste good. there were different flavors and people just watched them jerk off into their coffees all morning
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