Internet Janitor

@internet-janitor

he/him
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i have pet chickens, i make drawings, and i write software of questionable usefulness. that's pretty much the extent of my personality. ask me about array programming, decker, or anything, really.

Internet Janitor @internet-janitor7/28/2024, 6:02 AM

Ways to fail at selling pest-removal services to me: a non-exhaustive list

Ignore the ominously askew DEAD END, NO TRESPASSING sign at the entrance to the gravel roadway which leads to my home.
Ignore the NO SOLICITING sign on my door and pound on it anyway.
Disturb Quality Time spent with my birds.

But far more loathsome,

Imply that the beautiful orb-weaver spiders which grace the eaves of my house are in some way unwelcome or undesirable.

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evan @sirboxalot7/28/2024, 6:04 AM

just last week I told a guy who came to my door "you know the spiders do this for free right" after he pointed out the cobwebs on my porch

Internet Janitor @internet-janitor7/28/2024, 6:07 AM

Make no mistake; they're trying to wipe out their competition.

Twinkee @Twinkee7/28/2024, 6:09 AM

I've got 4 different kinds of spiders set up by my back door. They're chill as hell.

Claret @claret7/28/2024, 6:09 AM

starting to think your username might be a misnomer

Internet Janitor @internet-janitor7/28/2024, 6:12 AM

Internet Janitor, IRL bizarre shut-in hermit, and in all contexts friend of spiders.

Millennium @milliesquilly7/28/2024, 9:43 AM

I remember a rental inspection once where the agent got all huffy about how some part of the outside of my house had cobwebs and my thought was "well they live here too"

but also god I admire your ominous signage so much!

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