i have pet chickens, i make drawings, and i write software of questionable usefulness. that's pretty much the extent of my personality. ask me about array programming, decker, or anything, really.

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milliesquilly
@milliesquilly

It's already weird as hell that so many social media sites are just screenshots of other social media sites, but it's still really funny to me how much of Facebook is screenshots of other social media sites only with all the times they say "fuck" crudely mspainted over




Many beginner Decker users are confused by the fact that Decker does not offer a direct equivalent to the POSIX get_hatsune_miku() function that they're familiar with from other programming environments; this can make porting existing applications a challenge.

For the time being, I've prepared a minimal "shim" Miku in the form of a contraption; If anyone would like to spend some time on a more robust and standards-compliant module for this functionality, I'm sure the community would appreciate it.



T-Minus 4 years, 3 months, 5 days:

Peter Molyneux announces that his new company, Eye-Aye, is hard at work on the first LLM you can truly love.

'You will raise this creature, this- this artificial intelligence- an AI, we call it- from a state of childhood- in which you are a sort of parent to it- into a being that deeply understands you as a person, with a deep emotional bond. At night, you can sing to it, which makes it learn faster, but you must choose carefully what songs to sing.' Peter's eyes twinkle as he pauses meaningfully, overcome with excitement. 'It's going to be magical.'