this is my first post to get zero likes or shares. for a second i forgot that i was posting on the website of people who hate unexpected interruptions, sudden sounds or sights or other sensory inputs, and deviations from routine. please invite me to your house so i can hide small objects in strange places
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in reply to @chirasul's post:
the last two april fool's days went badly for me so i'm, not really looking forward to it as muchβ¦
in reply to @chirasul's post:
one of my favorite genres of prank is "I hid an undisclosed number of [whatever small cursed object you desire i.e. tiny plastic babies] all over your house; have fun finding them all," and my close friends engage in it often and with glee. I love pranks that are just like GODDAMMIT I FOUND ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING THINGS IN MY TABLEWARE CABINET
the one where someone put a bunch of nicholas cage printouts all over? that's so much fun and totally harmless, I'd love finding random nic cage's for weeks afterewards
yes!!! yes!!!!!!! I go so sicko mode for that shit lmao it's the best
Every April 1st for like five years in a row someone in my dad's house would put a rubber band around the sink sprayer button so the first person to use the kitchen sink would get blasted with water. It was always a race to see who'd do it first
