"Er, ah, so, sorry to disappoint all you wonderful people, but in solidarity with the SAG-AFTRA and WGA strikes, I, ah, won't be writing OR performing any jokes today."

"WHEN DID YOU START??"

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!

I want to write this

<math>
<mfrac>
  <mrow>
    <mo>−</mo><mi>b</mi><mo>±</mo>
    <msqrt>
      <msup>
        <mi>b</mi><mn>2</mn>
      </msup>
      <mo>−</mo><mn>4</mn><mi>a</mi><mi>c</mi>
    </msqrt>
  </mrow>
  <mrow>
    <mn>2</mn><mi>a</mi>
  </mrow>
</mfrac>
</math>

but I cannot

A dragon holding a kobold by its tail, waving it left to right on the beach, letting its face hover a few inches above the ground
occasionally, the kobold lets out a 'yip' sound
the yipping goes frantic, the dragon pauses, pulls out a shovel, and digs into the sand, revealing a few old metal coins