All this chatter about a new game I'll never be able to play? Well it got me thinking. I'll never know if I'm in the main canon or some weird spinoff. I just won't live long enough to find out.
But now I'm wondering... I've caught every Legendary Pokémon, and I'm on good terms with most of them still. I wonder if there's a way to live forever.
It's happened before! Actually literally before I think. There's an immortal dude out there right now. If he can do it, so can I.
...I might be about to enter my villain arc guys.
Volo taught me nothing. c:<
