[emerges from a pile of chainsaw chaps, armored jeans, and fire-resistant arc welding spats]
i've entered a whole world of protective legwear
there's turnout pants and waxed canvas pants and snakebite leggings, pants for exposure to molten metal hazards, there's metatarsal guard plates, toe guards, kneepads and waders, there's bomb disposal pants... theres so many different ways to protect your legs and feet
