sam, 34, ♈🌞♑🌛♐⤴️, chaotic genderqueer demon and future bigenital androgyne, adhd+autistic, (invisibly) disabled, polyam-curious, anarcho-socialist, former apple evangelist turned linux novice and android noob, romantic satanist and daemonolator.

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ticky
@ticky

sega: we want this racing game to have a soundtrack that resonates with today's teens
richard jacques: makes sense
sega: we also do not have the budget to license a single song
richard jacques: who does
sega: can you pretend to be will smith and oasis
richard jacques: sure


ticky
@ticky

richard jacques: here's a buttrock song about having sex with a car, is this what you meant?
sega: see this is why we come to you, richard


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in reply to @ticky's post:

Similar incidents from other media:

  • The team behind Genesis Climber Mospeada commissioning, as the lead singer for their opening song, an American who was really into prog rock but had to have his lyrics written out in romaji (source: trust me). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SehHbl24gQk
  • Marvelous Interactive deciding to advertise their wuxia PS2 action game with a single from the kind of Utada Hikaru-esque J-pop singer you would find everywhere in mid-00s Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTwL0XBFrI0

Excuse me / sorry / I didn't mean to trouble you / I was just cruising around / in my b-m-w

God what a goated soundtrack, half popular music with the serial numbers filed off, the other half "what if every song on the sonic R ost was about fucking"