jaidamack

AV by @distressedegg

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πŸ”ž I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.


Me: Man, I love caramel popcorn. I never seem to get it when I'm at the store, though. Why do I keep forgetting it?
Me, 3-4 hours later: I'll need candles, picks, shovels, and three stout, unmarried men who'll brave the descent. A bonus of thruppence to the man that emerges with the damnable thing caught back there and a penny in the parish collection box for those that don't return.


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