having been a fly on the wall in the marketing meeting for a big energy drink company when someone actually suggested, "What if we made it taste good?"
Just unreal.
🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.
having been a fly on the wall in the marketing meeting for a big energy drink company when someone actually suggested, "What if we made it taste good?"
Just unreal.
In all fairness, they could do that; they could make it taste like the soda pop it is. But I assume the concept is "nasty medicinal taste = efficacy = worth $6 a can"
Come to sunny Germany, where they don't pretend it's anything other than bull piss; for 39c a can you too can experience the tooth-numbing effects of Stärkste Power and enjoy Chemicals that will linger in the body for an indeterminate amount of time.
I am genuinely sad I will likely never have the opportunity to partake. I really do enjoy trying bad drinks.
I'd offer to ship a couple cans of this outright garbage, but I'm pretty sure it'd get confiscated by the authorities as a potential bioweapon and I'd end up on a list.
I think I'd rather hold out for the Wednesday-colored booze. <3