jaidamack

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πŸ”ž I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.


capriciousCapra
@capriciousCapra

howdy hey beefhuffers. its me, John Arby, king of Arbys. we finally escaped the x-zone and we're broadcasting live to your wiggly, wriggly wrinklemeats on the cohost dot [REDACTED]

ive noticed a lot of hot new products ive been pitching but lemme tell you, were barely scratching the surface. theyre stuck in the material. the physical. the reality of beef, when we can go so much higher. its not enough to purge the surety of beef; there is a realm beyond. the boys in r&d are telling me all about the noosphere, and lemme tell you, were going all in.

were serving up the platonic ideal of beef. hot, steamy ideoforms crammed and wriggling into every nook, cranny, and crotch of brainspace til its gone. were not just slaughtering; were redacting. were feeding you the concepts. the radical literality of meat.

are you full? you dont know why? its fine. its fine. its fine. sate yourself on the treachery of ideology until you burst. until the concept of those cud-chewing commie creeps are devoured from the extant sphere of primal perception.

think big. dig in.

I'm John Arby.



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in reply to @jaidamack's post:

you have to know i've been exercising extreme restraint to not make the most demented innuendos the whole time this "john arby" beef trend has been going on with this website