If ever you're out this way, hit me up. The German National Museum is an absolutely must see spot in Nürnberg, and afterwards we can slink away to the place in the old town which does the best beer and dumplings (in separate containers, mind) in Bavaria. Oh, wait. Franconia/Franken. Don't remind the Franks that they're part of Bayern, they'll uh. Well. You won't like it.
Yeah, those horses are between 10-13,000 years old!