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soonmide
@soonmide asked:

i think my bestfavourite animal is the turtle. and tortoise. and all those good guys

the turnpike and the torpedo are two kinds of tanks that nature makes when it finds a stash of old-school army helmets on the beach. the big difference between them is that turnips spend most of their life in the water, and tortillas live mostly on the land. science doesn't yet has found the sky version of these guys. maybe it's like a flying cashandcarry?? you might think that they'd have soft tummies but those are still pretty hard, like trying to punch a bodybuilder. you'll just hurt your hand, man. and you don't wanna punch a turnkey. they're nice!! in the water they kinda fly even if they're all slow and heavy on land. little behbeh turnips do this crazy sprint when they sprout from the beach and everybody tries to eat them, and that's bad if you're a behbeh!! nature only wants the toughest turrets, i guess. kinda mean. tornadoes can live for a super long time. people say one of them even met napoleon, but he probably only met like, mark twain or president taft. anyway that's why turbans and torrents are bestfavourite animal okayBYE


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