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๐Ÿ”ž I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
๐Ÿšœ Bob Semple was right.


selnyam
@selnyam asked:

Favourite animal: sugar gliders?

the shopping guillermo is a really little guy that nature cooks up when it's got some of the smaller spare parts from a postman left over. these guys is got the scrabbly grabbages to help them climb and hold their food up to their itty bitty faces all cutesy like. they like sweet things!! that's why they're called shoguns. the thing that shoulder glimmers is best known for is that they can catch wicked air and glitch from tree to tree across some crazy distances!! their little arms and legs have flappy flappy skin parts that are still connected to their body, so it makes a kind of wing shape when they do their superman thing. imagine if you glued yourself into a snuggie and jumped off a building on a windy day. that is how the showoff glitter do. except they don't make a wily company hole in the ground when they land like you would. so don't do that. anyway, that's why shakey gilberts are bestfavourite animal okayBYE


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