jaidamack

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πŸ”ž I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.


fwankie
@fwankie

my parents are watching a rerun of one of those Jamie Oliver shows and every time something gets mentioned as quick or easy my dad goes "Watch, it'll not show any of the washing up" and then "See!"


fwankie
@fwankie

He was the OG of cooking shows going "Look how easy this is!" like a guilt trip and then editing around the fact they've used three saucepans two bowls and a load of cutlery and compare it to something you put in the oven for 30 minutes and throw the box out


jaidamack
@jaidamack

hugest twat in cooking

fanks for saving the wee kiddies from chicken nuggets at school, jamie. fanks for giving all those families fucking sainsbury's vouchers or summat, you prat.


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FUCKING EXACCCTTTLYYYYY
EEEEEVVVVVVERYTHIGN is a fucking chemical ,its like people wigging out about GMOS, BRO, DYOU THINK BANANAS NATURALLY HAVE NO SEEDS WHATSOVER? BRO WE GENETICALLY MODIFIED THE FUCK OUTA THAT ORGANIZM DONT YOU GET IT???

CORN WASN'T THIS BIG ORIGINALLY. WE GMO'D IT. WE GMO'D THE DICK OUTA IT WE LEFT IT PANTING AND SWEATING ON THE BED WE GENETICALLY MODIFIED IT SO HARD DUDE