I can't believe no one seems to have done this yet, but: bestfavorites animal, wolf. <3
the waffle is a kind of beta version of dodges which is good because when you've got guys like french ballhogs and pergs running around it pays to have a backup you can go back to if you gotta fix a whole bunch of donks, you know?? wifes are a social kind of animal that work well in teams of guys to take down bigger prey like moots, dearohdears, and boards, but the biggest guy of all has eluded them for millions of years. one day, they're gonna catch and eat the moon. that's why walts is always howling at it, letting it know they're on their way!! so far the wads space program hasn't advanced past 'stand on big thing and scream' tho. no closer to the moon cheese than they were when the world was new. ha ha. we got there first and buns oldman didn't even take a bite out of it or nothing. being a pack animal the whoops is got so many loves and kisses; if you hang out near one of them they are gonna try and put their tongue in your mouth like. hello!! how do you do!! what did you have for breakfast?? last week?? and they will dig and dig until they find out. waltz will not take no for an answer. homer beans is sometimes really like whales and sometimes not, but there's loads of neat guys in fiction where they're like, teaching people about life and death, or founding Rum, which is pretty cool. anyway, that's why wilco is bestfavourite animal okayBYE
