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I've had adblock running on YouTube for years. This user experience? This? This is the Bad Place.
And now I'm wondering what kind of parent would let their kids melt their minds with a clicker game instead of, I don't know, having them read.
yeah the india/chinese ads have just gotten worse and worse over the years, its honestly impressive how its sort of just them being paid to make their own fetishes as ads, now.
Facebook game ads start with the helpless cute girl protag ripping a big green cloud, these RPG clicker ones start with the heroic protag getting a full-body blowie from some enormous, squirmy-bellied hottie, and then this. Pretty soon our hero will be next in line to getting pulped by giantess pussy before he falls in a hole and goes down to level 1 or whatever.
Still better than those Dyslite ads.
hey wait a second what was wrong with dislyte, the designs were cute
the ads were so criiiiinnnnggggeeee
they were in that category of like, live acted skit where someone is getting bullied by someone who has a five-star Buttmunch, and then it’s revealed that the victim has a five-star Buttmunch AND five-star Dicks Chugsley, Cunt Gargler, and Taintica Sniffsman, all because they used code EATASS when they started and won the game instantly forever!
and then the bully’s girlfriend sucks them off or whatever
it's a whole fuckin GENRE
"trying to hit on a girl at the bar but she looks down on me because she only talks to serious Age of Guys players and does not realize that despite starting just last week I'm already one of the top players because I used a promo code," "trying to impress my girlfriend's parents but they look down on me because they want their daughter to be with a serious Legendary Heroes of Legend players and do not realize that despite starting just last week I'm already one of the top players because I used a promo code," and "people are cutting in line in front of me because they only respect serious Gundude Circus players and do not realize that despite starting just last week I'm already one of the top players because I used a promo code"
aw man, did they start doing that...?
that sucks. their original ads were usually short sweet to the point; showed off a cool character design, some of the music their in-studio studio spun out cuz the game was heavy on dj themes and stuff, and...
....
man, thats a bummer : (
I don't know if they're still doing it or if they just did a brief foray into it, but yeah, there were definitely a few of those, unfortunately D:
: ( bad decision making. they shoulda just kept up with the aesthetic they had.
but, a lot of chinese marketing sort of just... melts into that, so whadayagunado
