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πŸ”ž I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.


atomicthumbs
@atomicthumbs

unrelated to anything else, i do need a Maxa Beam searchlight for photography reasons


atomicthumbs
@atomicthumbs

you may know it from: the x-files. jurassic park, and other productions where you need someone in a position of authority with a big fucking light (whose beam is easy to make show up onscreen)



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in reply to @atomicthumbs's post:

after a few weeks of cycling home over pitch-dark country roads and learning a lot about drivers' attitudes and proficiencies re: dipping their fucking headlights, i will be investigating this for purely vindictive reasons

I have in the past fantasized about covering the entire back of my vehicle with silver Scotchlite reflective sign film to set fire to the retinas of the drivers of brodozers with 300 watts of blue and white LEDs on the front

return to sender, beehive

I like how they both kept upgrading the product for serious field use, but also have a "-MP" variant for motion pictures, where the description goes straight to "The Maxa Beam Searchlight is featured in movies and TV shows including Alien vs. Predator, Blade, The Day After Tomorrow, Demolition Man, Earthquake, Ghost Ship, Gone in 60 Seconds, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Sahara, Sphere, True Lies, X-Files, Volcano, NCIS, CSI: Miami and Crossing Jordan."