🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.
i don't know i'm fuckn drunk as shit but you've alwyas got Aunt Mack in your camp, hollering loudly about your pickles or your new vegas or whatever the fuck is your thing, piss on the mongrels that make it hard to be you, just fuckn fuck em the bastards
edited to add i wish it were this goddamn simple but, fuck. you can tell me you're an autobot and i'll believe you. wholeheartedly. just. be what is the truest person you can be and i will back you to the fucking moon and back, i mean it.
what if... i am unsure of what i feel... ah ah... only in some of my mannerisms, mind you.
Then tomorrow, if you're still not sure, there's still going to be a loud Mack going FUCK YEAH YOU'LL GET IT, YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S TODAY OR THREE YEARS FROM NOW, JUST BE TODAY
chosts like this, and the tweets that came before it, are why we consider ourselves exceedingly fortunate to call you Friend.
it's that supremely Gay Shit that greases the wheels, i know it <3
