when i were a lad
i could lift up five skunks on the end of a shovel
the reason i never took up martial arts is because i'm immensely fearsome,
and i'd probably kill everybody that i came into contact with it
i was phenomenally strong
pride and ego, my lads, pride and ego
it's what makes the world rotate
AV by @distressedegg
- they/them
🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.
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